Two years ago Oasis songwriter, Noel Gallagher, openly slated the Glastonbury organisers for choosing Jay Z as a headliner. What a dick! And that's coming from an Oasis fan. So what happened? Mr Z steps up to the stage at Glasto 2008 pretending to play the guitar to Oasis' "Wonderwall" as if to say "I don't need to know how to play guitar to play this shit" and tears the pyramid stage apart. Awesome. Two years later Oasis split up. True story, ha! Is that a coincidence? I don't think so. Don't mess with Jay-Z, simples.
Almost 2 years to that date Jay Z will be coming back to the UK to mock the Gallaghers in their home city and hopefully tear apart the MEN Arena in a similar fashion. His massive back catalogue of choons will be augmented by the release of his latest album "Blueprint 3" which includes the genius "Death of Autotune" and "Empire State of Mind". Oh and also er…… Mr Hudson? I still dont get that link!
Apparently Mrs Z, Beyonce Knowles, will be joining him on one of the dates. Please let it be Manchester. Please let it be Manchester. Please let it be Manchester!
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